Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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