So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
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