I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I know her cup size but not her name....
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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