jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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