Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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