He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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