garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
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