Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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