Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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