Midget sex pt 2 tonight
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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