I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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