BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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