Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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