so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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