You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
17 year olds will be the death of me.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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