They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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