i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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