I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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