quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
