We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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