I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
What did we do last night that was yellow?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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