I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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