I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
He has the fingertips of a God
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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