The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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