Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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