why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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