i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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