big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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