Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
