can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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