I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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