Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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