If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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