I'm really into asian looking animals
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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