Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
