I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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