How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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