found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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