Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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