Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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