i think my mom watched the whole time
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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