let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
Randomize
