From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
There are leaves in my underwear?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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