dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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