Dual....:-)
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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