I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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