Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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