please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Did you just see the Batmobile???
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize