whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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