Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
