I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
