i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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