girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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