She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
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