i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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